time2 bosan

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?

-hmm..yup..and sometime x berbaloi pon

What's your favorite card game?

-x men la cad2 ni..men game computer jek.. :-P

Who was the last person who texted you?

-wani

Anything you're giving up on?

-hmm..hopefully not

Who was the last person to make you laugh?

-haha..wani

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?

-setengah bende 2 perlu d rahsie kan

Think of the person you told "I love you" to last, did you mean it?

-hmm..almost

What's your friendster song right now?

-boys 2 men..mama

What's a goal you wanna reach soon?

-dean list for this sem..amin

Ever cried from laughing so hard?

-yup..

Do you like your job?

-addicted to it

What's one thing people don't like about you?

-hmm..the way i talk??

Thought about someone today?

-yup

Overall mood today?

-huh..thingking of some one

What's your weakness in the opposite sex?

-heh??

Last game you played and with who?

-erm..cant remember..lame da x men game

When was the last time you saw a fight?

-ari ahad ari tu..

Do you enjoy drama?

-dulu2 la..skang da kureng

Who do you tell everything to?

-wani

How many friends do you have?

-alot..and alot..and alotssss

Did you speak to your father today?

-no

What are you listening to?

-layan jek..

What color is your hair?

-hitam kowt

What is the last movie you watched?

-hantu jmbatan ancor..ngan wani mggu lepas

What's bothering you as of this moment?

-sume org da balik...waaa nak balik gak

What makes you happy?

-lot of things

Are you happy?

-most of the time yup..

Do you miss someone?

-i guess

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?

-hahhahah...what kind of relationship???

How good is Coca-Cola?

-erk...

Where is your number one right now?

-what???

How was your day?

-fine..just ok..blom smpi thap xcited lg ari ni

When was the last time you cleaned your room?

-erk..heheh :-P

Where do you hide your money?

-perlu sorok ke?? letak kt tempat base sudeh..

Last time someone surprised you?

-hmmm..

What's the last bone you broke?

-never

How many letters are in your last name?

-5

What are you excited about?

-food

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

-nope

Do you like anyone?
-opsss..anyone???

just for fun

1.The way to win your heart?

-erm...

2.What did you do last night?

-men ngan wani..skype ngan azam

3.Do you have the same name as one of

your relatives?

-nop

4.Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?

-erk..i'm taking a break from a guy right now

5.One song that's meaningful to you?

-teardrops on my guitar (taylor swift) -music die best giler

6.Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?

-both

7.Do you drink milk straight from the

carton?

-x minum susu

8.How long is your hair?

-hmmm....

9.Do you like Batman?

-so and so..x der la minat sgt

10.Who was the last person who told you

they loved you?

-erm..my ex..kot

11.Addicted to anything?

-yup..music

13.Do you like anyone now?

-not specifically la

14.When was the last time you sang out

loud?

-td..x der org dlm bilik...huhu

15.What did you have for breakfast?

-x mkn pown..trus g klas

16.Is your birthday on a holiday?

-yup..end of the year..

17.What instant messaging service do

you use?
-skype..skype.. and skype..sometime YM la

18.Can you cook?

-yup..tp x de la sedap mane

19.Did you have a nap today?

-lom lagi..pas ni kowt

20.What was the reason you got in

trouble last?
-becoz of my "lovely" mouth

21.What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?

-jeans

22.When is your birthday?

-a month before xmast

23.Do you swear a lot?
-nope

24.Where did you get the shirt(s)

you're wearing?

-ump..beli kat along waktu 1st sem

25.Do you have any regrets?
-lots and lots of

26.What was your first alcoholic drink?

-x kan ade yg pertame..

27.What color are your favorite shoes?

-black

28.Who would you like to see right now?

-huhhhhhhhhhh

29.Are you a social or antisocial

person?
-depends pade keadaan

30.Have the cops ever come by your

house?
-nope

31.Ever been in love?

-yup

32.Ever had braces?

-nope

33.Who was the first person to really

break your heart?
-hmmm...perlu ke sebut name die??

34.What do you wear to bed?

-baju

35.Who was your first best friend and

are you still friends with them?

-ramai sgt bestfren...setiap kali g tmpat baru..msti ade bestfren

36.Who was the last person to

disappoint you?

-my own self

37.Do you trust people?
-depend on the person

38.Who was the first person you talk

to today?

-my romate

39.who was the 2nd person talked to you last night??

-erk..x ngat la..bnyk sgt ckp

40.Who was the first person to text you

today?
-wani

41.What was the first thing you did

this morning?

-open my eyes

just 4 laugh

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SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?

DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum, lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?

DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit

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SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?

DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa dia mati dalam air!

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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!

DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?

SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.

DOL: Mana kau tahu?

SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....

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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?

DOL: Gula dah habis!

SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?

DOL: Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah

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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.

DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil

elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!

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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...

DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...

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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!

DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.

DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"

Mengapa WANITA sangat Istimewa......

Mama dan Papa sedang menonton TV, seraya mama berkata. "..i letih la..dah lewat ni, i nak tido lah...."

Mama pun pegi dapur nak tutup tingkap dapur, nanti masuk pulak lipas...leceh pulak nanti..dah tu, ade pulak rice cooker dalam sink..rendam lepas makan tadi..basuh jap...

susun pinggan kat rak, lap dapur..terpercik kena sambal masa masak tadi...check air panas dalam flusk..takut habis pulak nanti malam anak nak susu...memang dah kering pun flusk ni, jerang la air...sementara tunggu air masak, nampak pulak bekas gula dah kosong....salin la gula...chec k bubur untuk anak nak hantar ke taska esok..nasib baik ade lagi...ishh...ni lauk bila ni, semalam...dah beku dah...basuh la kejap....pegi yard, masukkan baju kotor dalam mesin basuh...penat dah ni, besok je la basuh...sidai kaian lap je lah...

tik...bunyi air dah masak...salin air dalam flusk...ok settle...

baru teringat tak semayang lagi...on da way nak g bilik, papa tgk tv lagi...nampak pulak beg anak untuk hantar ke taska...check...baju 2 pasang, towel...towel kecik utk selsama...calamine lotion untuk sapu ruam...pampers 4 keping....alamak..telupa pulak masukkan botol...basuh botol jap...ok settle...

ternampak pulak beg g keje...emm..besok nak pakai beg polo coklat lah, asik2 pakai beg hitam ni je...salin jap barang2 g beg coklat...cek sume 6 poket beg, takut la tetinggal apa2..leceh pulak..selalunya barang yang tertinggal tu la yang nak pakai nanti...hishhh sempit la beg ni...hangin je...nak kena beli ni beg baru...rasenya 25 hb ni Sogo sale nih...mana flyers tadi ek...ha ni die..ok, catit jap kat yellow sticker, nanti lupa..ok settle...

Tetiba dengar suara papa..."..u buat apa lagi tu..tadi kata nak tido.."...."..yelah nak tido la ni..nak smayang jap..."

masuk toilet..buat apa2 yang patut...cuci muka dulu..2 jenis lak tu...adoi..gosok gigi...smayang...pakai toner...pakai treatment cream...nak lawa and maintain punya pasal lah ni...

nanti orang kata baru anak satu dah macam anak 4 pulak...huhuhuhu...

bukak almari...emmm...pakai baju hijau ni lah besok...gosok kejap..check baju papa, baju papa pun kena gosok jugak ni...kat bilik belakang...

la, napa komputer ni tak tutup ni..gelas kopi pun ade lagi, dah bersemut dah..ishhh ...g dapur, basuh, sambung gosok baju...gantung elok2...kemaskan baju gantung2...masukkan seluar papa yang dah kotor dalam tempat kotor...ok settle..

dgr suara papa lagi..."..i dah ngantuk ni.."..dalam pada nak masuk ke bilik...owh...pokok aku dah nak mati ni ha..lu pa dah 3 hari tak siram...ok, siram jap...check jap pintu ni...sah tak kunci lagi...grill pun tak tutup..ni kalau tak check ni, senang2 je mat indon masuk rompak umah aku...bukak lampu luar..

ni mainan ni sepah2...masukkan la dalam bakul mainan budak ni...banyak nya...sampai bawah meja makan pun ade...adoi....ok dah ...

ok dah boleh baring...adoi sakitnya pinggang...cium si comel ni kejap...selimutkan die...la..napa basah ni...emm, tukar la pempers ni...tak bagus la brand ni, nanti nak tukar lain la...nanti g Sogo 25 hb ni beli la skali...ok sayang tido k...kalau boleh jangan la bangun tgh malam ni eh..tido sampai pagi k...gud nite..sweet dreams...

aaahh...sedapnya dapat baring...mana pulak lotion sapu kurus aku nih...ha, ni dia...sambil sapu lotion kurus,,,setkan alarm...setkan program kerja besok...pg kul 9.30 ade meeting..

ahh...boring...panas pulak lotion nih..dah la...emm..sedapnya lelapkan mata...Ya Allah...terima kasih untuk rezekiMU hari ini,. ..mohon keberkatan dari mu tuhan...papa pun bangun tutup tv..."...i dah ngantuk sangat ni...nak tido lah...citer pun tak best malam ni, bola pun takde..."...selang seminit ...dengar suara papa berkeruh...dah agak dah....

So?....apa yang peliknya..??

Anda tahu kenapa wanita hidup lebih lama?...SEBAB ADE BANYAK KERJA NAK KENA BUAT....tu yang tak boleh nak mati cepat tu...

Hantarkan ke 5 WANITA yang anda rasa hebat...pasti anda disayangi kerana memahami mereka...well, women understand women better...

HIDUP UNTUK KAUM HAWA!!!

wahai org pompuan kt luar sane...plezzzz take note k...

wahai korng2 yg rase dlm surat branak korg tu tulis jantina die pompuan...
sile take note ngan pe yg aku nk bg tau ni..

hmmm....
td..kuan ngan wani...jd dreba membe nk bli kek bufday...
nak d jd kn crite...
waktu dlm kete..tgu dorg2 nk bli kek...
ade la sepasang laki n pompuan ni...jalan ke arah krete kitorg...
laki tu saiz okok jek..ala2 saiz bonzer klab malam..
pakai t-shrit biru lengan pendek..ngan jeans yg di lipat nye kaki suar die..
pompuan tu plak..saiz die..
hmmm...agak berisi la skit..ala2 c comel pooh
pakai baju kurung..
pastu kn...
skali ngan x semane2 nye..
laki tu tetibe sepak pompuan tu...
bapak la...tekejut berok kitorg..
berok pon akan tekejut tgk ktorg tekejut..
mane x nye...depan mate kitorg...
mak aikh....menyirap darah seeehhh...
x cukup ngan tu...
laki bangsat tu.. g hantok pale pompuan tu kt cemin kete ...
kuang ajau nye laki...
nk tambah lagi...die g pukul lak blakang pompuan tu...
sian giler kat hambe Allah yg lembut itu...
isk2...dahsyat nye...


Dan trus terang nk kate...time tu...terlintas dlm pale x nk kawin...
ye la..klu da laki wat pompuan cm tu....sian nye...
hmmm...ni aku nye pendapat la ek..pasal ciri2 laki yg x patut jd calon laki korg..
nk ikut kn..laki yg ade ciri2 cm ni mmg patut kene campak dlm tangki ikan jerong...huh..

ciri2 laki yg x patut korng consider langsung tok jd korng nye suami..

• laki yg panas baran
• laki yg ego
• laki yg pemalas (x kesah la...mls blaja ke...mls crik duit ke...termasuk la mls nk bgn smyg subuh..x ketinggalan laki yg mls nk g smyg jumaat)
• laki yg x leh nk trime pendapat org len
• laki yg x reti nk hormat org
  
• laki yg suke pakse2 org
• laki yg pk die jek yg betol
• laki yg kedekut
• laki yg suke mkn duit pompuan
• laki yg gatal
• laki yg x tau malu
• laki yg suke maki hamun org
• laki yg mulut celupa
• laki yg leh nk pimpin org
• laki yg suke control2
• laki yg cemburu x tentu lahe
• laki yg kuat merajuk
• laki yg mulut lezer
• laki yg kaki penipu
• laki yg sengal
  

dan sumer laki2 yg se species ngan yg d sebut kn di atas...
hmmm....ni cume pendapat aku jek..
terpulang korg nk trime ke tak...
n..klu korg rase ade ciri2 laki same species yg aku x letak kt atas...
leh la korng tambah kt ruangan komen kt bwh ek...
maceh sbb sudi nk bace..


P/S : ni bkn nk kutuk2 org laki k...tp..klu ade yg terase..first of all..sowi..
secondly..hmm..aku rase klu ade yg terase tu..means that korng adelah tergolong dlm ciri2
species kt atas ni...n..klu yg ade ciri2 kt atas tu..berubah la k...bkn ktorg pompuan ni nk yg perfect...
x de org pon yg perfect kt dlm dunie ni...tp..kami perlu memasti kn yg kami mengahwini lelaki yg boleh
kami harap kn...leh protect kami2 kaum pompuan yg lemah..bkn nye setan yg make up cm manusie k...
wasalam...