wahai org pompuan kt luar sane...plezzzz take note k...

wahai korng2 yg rase dlm surat branak korg tu tulis jantina die pompuan...
sile take note ngan pe yg aku nk bg tau ni..

hmmm....
td..kuan ngan wani...jd dreba membe nk bli kek bufday...
nak d jd kn crite...
waktu dlm kete..tgu dorg2 nk bli kek...
ade la sepasang laki n pompuan ni...jalan ke arah krete kitorg...
laki tu saiz okok jek..ala2 saiz bonzer klab malam..
pakai t-shrit biru lengan pendek..ngan jeans yg di lipat nye kaki suar die..
pompuan tu plak..saiz die..
hmmm...agak berisi la skit..ala2 c comel pooh
pakai baju kurung..
pastu kn...
skali ngan x semane2 nye..
laki tu tetibe sepak pompuan tu...
bapak la...tekejut berok kitorg..
berok pon akan tekejut tgk ktorg tekejut..
mane x nye...depan mate kitorg...
mak aikh....menyirap darah seeehhh...
x cukup ngan tu...
laki bangsat tu.. g hantok pale pompuan tu kt cemin kete ...
kuang ajau nye laki...
nk tambah lagi...die g pukul lak blakang pompuan tu...
sian giler kat hambe Allah yg lembut itu...
isk2...dahsyat nye...


Dan trus terang nk kate...time tu...terlintas dlm pale x nk kawin...
ye la..klu da laki wat pompuan cm tu....sian nye...
hmmm...ni aku nye pendapat la ek..pasal ciri2 laki yg x patut jd calon laki korg..
nk ikut kn..laki yg ade ciri2 cm ni mmg patut kene campak dlm tangki ikan jerong...huh..

ciri2 laki yg x patut korng consider langsung tok jd korng nye suami..

• laki yg panas baran
• laki yg ego
• laki yg pemalas (x kesah la...mls blaja ke...mls crik duit ke...termasuk la mls nk bgn smyg subuh..x ketinggalan laki yg mls nk g smyg jumaat)
• laki yg x leh nk trime pendapat org len
• laki yg x reti nk hormat org
  
• laki yg suke pakse2 org
• laki yg pk die jek yg betol
• laki yg kedekut
• laki yg suke mkn duit pompuan
• laki yg gatal
• laki yg x tau malu
• laki yg suke maki hamun org
• laki yg mulut celupa
• laki yg leh nk pimpin org
• laki yg suke control2
• laki yg cemburu x tentu lahe
• laki yg kuat merajuk
• laki yg mulut lezer
• laki yg kaki penipu
• laki yg sengal
  

dan sumer laki2 yg se species ngan yg d sebut kn di atas...
hmmm....ni cume pendapat aku jek..
terpulang korg nk trime ke tak...
n..klu korg rase ade ciri2 laki same species yg aku x letak kt atas...
leh la korng tambah kt ruangan komen kt bwh ek...
maceh sbb sudi nk bace..


P/S : ni bkn nk kutuk2 org laki k...tp..klu ade yg terase..first of all..sowi..
secondly..hmm..aku rase klu ade yg terase tu..means that korng adelah tergolong dlm ciri2
species kt atas ni...n..klu yg ade ciri2 kt atas tu..berubah la k...bkn ktorg pompuan ni nk yg perfect...
x de org pon yg perfect kt dlm dunie ni...tp..kami perlu memasti kn yg kami mengahwini lelaki yg boleh
kami harap kn...leh protect kami2 kaum pompuan yg lemah..bkn nye setan yg make up cm manusie k...
wasalam...

besday boi n girl

lame x tulis blog...
huhuhu
bnyak yg da jd 2 3 menjak ni...
ade ramai kawan2 tedekat yg da jd semakin tue (azam,azie n clarence)..hehehe
selamat menyambut hari tue korang ek...

da tue tu jgn la buli aku yg kecik ni.heheh
ari sabtu (19.julai.2008) ari tu aku, wani n azam g tc..smbut bufday azam...heheh
best...wat seprice party tuk die...ni la gamba kitorg

besday boi n kek nyerrrr

ngan princess nye

sweet...

katak untuk azam n wani..luv for me.. :P

Kasihnya seorang ibu..

Berpindah' ke UMP demi anak

Oleh Hawa-Ainal Marhaton Abd Ghani
bhnews@bharian.com.my

KASIH IBU: Zaidah menolak Siti Hawa dengan kerusi roda ke dewan kuliah setiap hari.

Zaidah terpaksa tinggalkan keluarga untuk urus anak OKU di universiti yang lemah urat saraf

KUANTAN: Kasih sayang seorang ibu sanggup berbuat apa saja demi kesejahteraan dan keselamatan anaknya terbukti apabila seorang wanita sanggup meninggalkan kehidupan berkeluarga untuk berada di sisi anaknya sejak hari pertama memasuki universiti.

Bagi Zaidah Tamjis, 45, keputusannya meninggalkan sementara suami, Apandi Abd Hadi, 45, yang juga pesara tentera bersama anak, Zakiah, 13, di rumah mereka di Jalan Gambang di sini, adalah bagi membolehkannya menjaga Siti Hawa, 19, yang melanjutkan pelajaran di Universiti Malaysia Pahang (UMP), di sini.

Anak kedua Zaidah iaitu Mustapha, 21, kini belajar di Universiti Tun Hussein Onn di Batu Pahat, Johor.

Siti Hawa yang menghidap Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) Type 2 yang melemahkan urat saraf dan menyebabkan anggota tubuhnya mengecil dari masa ke masa, kini di tahun dua pengajian Diploma Sains Komputer selepas memperoleh keputusan 5A, 4B dan 1C dalam peperiksaan Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2006.

Penyakit SMA Type 2 menghalang pergerakan penghidapnya bermula daripada bayi dan pengesanan awal hanya dilakukan apabila bayi lewat meniarap, merangkak dan berjalan kerana berlaku pengecutan otot.

Zaidah berkata, kecekalan anaknya mengharungi hidup dengan penuh kepayahan tetapi mampu mencipta kejayaan sejak di sekolah rendah, menangkis tanggapan sinis dilemparkan kepadanya.

"Selain Siti Hawa, anak sulung kami, Musa yang juga OKU meninggal dunia ketika berusia 17 tahun kerana komplikasi SMA, manakala anak bongsu meninggal selepas empat bulan dilahirkan.

"Sebenarnya, saya terkilan ada pihak mempertikaikan kemampuan Siti Hawa memasuki universiti, seolah-olah ia tidak sesuai kerana hidupnya 100 peratus bergantung kepada orang lain.

"Sebab itu, apabila dia berjaya memasuki UMP, saya nekad berada di sisi membantunya belajar kerana mahu membuktikan, kecacatan tidak menghalang Siti Hawa mencapai cita-citanya menjadi Pengaturcara Komputer," katanya ketika ditemui di UMP, semalam.

UMP menerusi Fakulti Kejuruteraan Mekanikal (FKM) menghadiahkan kerusi roda elektrik berharga RM10,000 bagi membantu Siti Hawa bergerak.

Zaidah berkata, pengorbanannya menjaga Siti Hawa dianggap berbaloi apabila anaknya itu cemerlang setiap ujian semester sehingga mendapat Anugerah Dekan.

50 fact tat evry1 shud noe

1. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3.Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

4. What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

5. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath1.

11. There is a city called Rome on every continent.

12. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

13. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

14. Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

15. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London.

16. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

17. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

18. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

19. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

20. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

21. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man.

22. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

23. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

24.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

25. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

26. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

27. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

28. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.

29. On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

30.More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

31. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

32.More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

33.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

34.The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

35.The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

36. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

37. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

38. You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

39. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

40. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

41. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

42. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

43. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

44. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.

45. Slugs have 4 noses.
46. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

47. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

48. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

49. The average person laughs 10 times a day!

50. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

wat do physics have to do wit love?

newtons' law of love

universal law:

love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from

one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

first law:

a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

breaks the legs of the boy.

second law:

the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance.

third law:

the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Aku Lebih Tahu - Mila

Ku tahu
kau bukan lawan untukku
sampai ku harus cemburu
pikirkan dirimu

bukan mahu
cuba dabik dada dgnmu
siapa dia kasihku
aku lebih tahu

Luar dan dalam
tiada rahsia
lafaz dan diam
dah pun kubacanya
langkah dan ragam
hanya pencinta bahagia

(chorus)
Dalam cinta harus saling percaya
dalam cinta harus berani pasrah
dalam cinta harus janganlah goyah
dalam cinta harus sejiwa
dalam cinta harus saling percaya
dalam cinta harus berani pasrah
dalam cinta harus janganlah goyah
dalam cinta harus sejiwa
saling percaya

Ku tahu
kau bukan lawan untukku
sampai aku harus cemburu
pikirkan dirimu

bukan mahu
cuba dabik dada dgnmu
siapa dia kasihku
aku lebih tahu

repeat chorus

its funny to noe wut men think actly whn dey say somethin

men's translation

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."